My favorite Soviet Union joke, by Ronald Reagan…
The commissar in the Soviet Union went out to one of those collective, state-owned farms. He grabbed the first farmer he found and asked, “How are the crops?”
“Oh,” he farmer said, “The crops, they’ve never been better. Just wonderful!”
The commissar said, “How about potatoes?”
“Oh,” the farmer said, “Comrade, commissar! If we could put the potatoes on one pile, they could reach the foot of God!”
The commissar said, “This is the Soviet Union. There is no god.”
The farmer said, “That’s all right, there are no potatoes.”
Source: communismkills
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jerrybear said:
My personal favorite: “My fellow Americans, I have found the answer to the communist problem. We begin bombing in ten minutes.” He said that as a mike check for his radio show taping. It really stirred up the liberals when it was leaked.
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